Here’s another series! I like that it’s like a rollercoaster: starts out with a big bang, and gets even better with a big drop then it gets a little slow and whoo! a little dip right at the end. Hmm… I’m work on my similies/analogies.

"That's not my penis pump!"

It almost looks like a girl (due to the stereotypical convention that depicts girls in dresses), but nope, penis!

The Wide Pig Smiles
(This amateur– who drew and wrote on the same page– will be dragged into the street and publicly ridiculed.)


"It's true, I like to chew on my own poop sometimes."
Not an actual quote. I don’t think…


Letting it out from both ends

Courtesy of Tricky

Coming out of both ends


Burning the candle at both ends


You lit that candle upside down dummy!

Courtesy of the Gray Suite

Come on baby light my fire.
(Actually a quote. A la The Doors. It doesn’t happen often. )

Courtesy of Cousin Dave

Throw another cock on the barbie.
Fin.