Posts Tagged 'that’s not my penis pump'

From austin powers to down under

Here’s another series! I like that it’s like a rollercoaster:  starts out with a big bang, and gets even better with a big drop then it gets a little slow and whoo! a little dip right at the end. Hmm… I’m work on my similies/analogies. 

 

"That's not my penis pump!"

"That's not my penis pump!"

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It almost looks like a girl (due to the stereotypical convention that depicts girls in dresses), but nope, penis!

 

The Wide Pig Smiles

The Wide Pig Smiles

(This amateur– who drew and wrote on the same page– will be dragged into the street and publicly ridiculed.)

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"It's true, I like to chew on my own poop sometimes."

"It's true, I like to chew on my own poop sometimes."

Not an actual quote. I don’t think… 

 

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Letting it out from both ends

Letting it out from both ends

 

Courtesy of Tricky

Courtesy of Tricky

 

Coming out of both ends

Coming out of both ends

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Burning the candle at both ends

Burning the candle at both ends

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You lit that candle upside down dummy!

You lit that candle upside down dummy!

Courtesy of the Gray Suite

Courtesy of the Gray Suite

Come on baby light my fire.

Come on baby light my fire.

(Actually a quote. A la The Doors. It doesn’t happen often. ) 

Courtesy of Cousin Dave

Courtesy of Cousin Dave

Throw another cock on the barbie.

Throw another cock on the barbie.

Fin.



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